if you're a guy
and you’re 5’11” or higher sexy tatted kind funny soft spoken brown haired with brown eyes have a crazy home life do some form of artistic expression that is not singing, (i’ve never dated a painter?) hit me up
it wouldn’t let me add it as an mp3..
I feel like such a fucking cliche right now.
people who i think are absolutely brilliant
david sedaris zach rutledge emily pearson sara vanbebber louis ck
ALL OF MY MOTHER FUCKING FRIENDS ARE GONE
and i am really sad
I'm so irritated.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders...– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via black-wolves)
my ramblings about the minutia of my life: Hope →
michaelkeithsmoak: “Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul, And sings the tune without the words, And never stops at all.”- Emily Dickinson I find myself at a crossroads I did not hope to face until I had live a little more- whether to hold on to the mediocre modicum of hope that has… the entire point of what IIIIIII was saying was that neutrality is where we find...
Got in my first car accident today.
saravanbebber: Hopefully it will be my last. Though statistically, the average American is involved in 3-5 accidents in their lifetime. Oh well. glad you’re okay! be careful, midland would be a shitty way to die.
And then I felt sad because I realised that once people are broken in certain...– Douglas Coupland (via saddest-summer)
For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for...– Charles Bukowski (via graved)
There is nothing unusual about Governor Rick Perry. Uneducated fools can be...– Richard Dawkins (via thegermansmakegoodstuff)
i discovered that i sleep like a fucking maniac. for realsies. so first of all i snored so loudly that emily moved to the floor. and at one point i had my shirt pulled up to my boobs and my legs spread and was stroking my stomach while still engaging in nightmareish snoring. people i’ve slept with before: emily, kassie, sara… if you’ve slept with me in the non-sexual sense...
“he’s so hot.” “are you like, attracted to celery as well? do you have like, no standards ?”
I like touching my boobs because they're mine and...
The only thing I want right now is to be in...
actually me too. let’s go get a bunch of horses and shit. and escape shitty people and politics and shit. yeah.
“it’s just interesting that the worst thing you can call a man is a pussy. like, how dare you desecrate the godliness of being a man”
so instead of catching an early flight and...
i will be spending 14 hours at the seattle airport with my girl emily pearson. ALL flights to san francisco were cancelled for the most part, and we just barely got on a late night flight as opposed to tomorrow morning. i would say, three strikes for the worst birthdays ever but i can’t think of another person i would rather spend 14 hours at an airport with…. and besides that, my...
Quête de Liberté: I am such a romantic. →
jonoj: All I want to do is find the girl of my dreams, have her fall as much in love with me as I am with her, marry her in Autumn, go on a long honeymoon to Europe, drive around with her in a rented vintage Italian coupe, spend hours watching her sleep and then hold her when she wakes, have fancy…
You are not special. You’re not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You’re the...– Chuck Palahniuk (via endorfins)
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure...– Albert Einstein (via black-wolves)